The "Come To Think Of It, Sex! Story

                      (A Short Story)

                                                                                                               As Written By:

                                                                                                                Mr Ben

It reflects the story of Stan, a teenage man of eighteen years, who, after being told by his girlfriend, Anna, six years his senior, to get properly schooled in appropriating a sexual relationship, wanted some tutoring by his knowledgeable brother Michael, twenty-one years of age, learns the appropriateness of sex education in the newest of ways possible. And the rest was history…

Educating, entertaining and inspiring readers are what this short story collection aims to achieve.

After a long day at work, Stan’s two-hour journey back home was characterized by a depicted moody look. Michael, a Masters student of psychology and sexology, was at home to confirm his brother’s obnoxious look. Michael’s concern was evident.

‘’Stan, it’s been over ten minutes you came home and you’re not the jovial Stan I am used to. Tell me, bro, what the matter is?’’

Michael’s words of concern hit the deaf eyes of Stan whose chin was supported by his fist and was seated on the Sofa of the living room. He was watching his younger brother plunge himself into deep thought, standing right opposite him.

‘’Stan!’’, He alarmed, calling his attention. ‘’What’s the matter?’’

Stan’s quick response to Michael’s abrupt ‘clarion call’ assured Michael the coast was clear.

‘’I know you’re obviously troubled, brother. What’s the problem? Remember, a problem shared is a problem solves…Sorry, a problem half solved, so say the least’’

‘’Hmm’’ Stan sighed, shaking his head and starring at Michael’s face. Michael was eager to hear him out.

‘’Michael, its Anna’’

‘’Anna?!’’ Wondered Michael. ‘’Who is she?’’

‘’You know, she’s my colleague at work. I like and I think I love her. Although she’s five years my senior’’

‘’What?’’

‘’But you’re dating Helen who happens to be seven years your senior. Why the surprise? Weren’t you the very one that once told me, ‘old chicken makes good soup?’’’

‘’OK…Yes…But So...’’ Michael gesticulated, wanting to get The Bull’s Eye of what Stan was getting at. ‘’Why the concern?’’

‘’Well, you see..I..did ask her out to be my girl…’’

‘’You’re really very funny, bro.’’ Michael reacted, chuckling. ‘’I thought it was something really serious…But this has been the reason you chose not to be jovial’’

‘’That’s not it!’’ Stan objected, looking north and south. ‘’It’s what she said that made my day sour’’

‘’Tell me, what did she now say?’’ Michael was more willing to hear Stan

‘’I want to ask you first; what are those things that attract people to others?’’

‘’From my viewpoint’’, Michael responded, taking a seat just beside Stan, ‘’I would say three things; sex, money and religion’’

‘’Good!!!’’ Stan screamed.

‘’What’s the matter? You’re okay?!’’

‘’Yeah, I’m alright’’

‘’Alright about what?’’

‘’So Anna is interested in the sex part….’’

‘’Stan, be precise!’’

‘’She told me; ‘Please learn how to appropriate sex education before you come ask me out’. To be candid, I had no idea what she meant…And that, Michael, really put me off balance. So disappointed I wasn’t able to make her understand me’’

‘’I see, Stan’’

‘’Michael, what do you really understand by the word sex? I think I need some education on this topic’’

Michael saw Stan’s willingness to know.

‘’Come to think of it sex! Interesting question you asked…SEX. To me the word ‘sex’ could be construed as Simply Erotic Experience. It simply means sex has three qualities; simplicity, Eroticism and Experience. In other words, Sex is Simple when it comes to being used, erotic in terms of its nature and experience when it becomes an exercise.’’

‘’Wow!’’ exclaimed Stan whose excitement couldn’t be hidden. ‘’Tell me more!’’

‘’More?’’

‘’Yes, More’’

‘’Give a sec’’ Michael requested

‘’Okay’’

Michael went in his room to bring out a published article, ‘’Come To Think Of It, Sex!!’’ He brought it and sat near to his brother. Stan looked at it sternly

‘’What’s this?’’ asked Stan. When he saw the article’s title, he begged Michael: ‘’Can I read it?’’

‘’Not yet. But I would let you do the reading of each and every chapter. Like meditating on something, I would like you to read it out, word for word, then later on, muter and ponder about it. Then you get to internalize it and as those words are repeated in your mind, then deep and lasting impression of their meanings will you understand easily. Are you ready to go?’’

‘’With all pleasure, brother’’ Stan responded as he was handed over the article by Michael

‘’Please, read to my hearing…’’

Michael’s ear was willing to listen as Stan began reading:

INTRODUCTION

In the first place, what is sex? This timeless classic elucidates in chapters the qualities that make it special.

          Chapter 1    explains the ‘simplicity’ nature of sex. As mentioned earlier, the inevitable are the already understood male and female reproductive organs. They will be creatively detailed with respect to their actions

Chapter 2    elaborates on the ‘eroticism’ quality of sex. It was said that the chapters complemented each other_ they depicts a relationship amongst themselves. Hence, chapter 2 explains in details the dynamics of chapter 1.

Chapter 3    asserts the product of the ‘coming together’ of chapters 1 and 2, ‘experience’. Based on empirical findings, it gives a classic arithmetic computation of the sex life of individuals number of times individuals (males and females) have engaged in sex especially before marriage(other conditions put in place, as we will read subsequently), extrapolates what likely become of them before and even after marriage. Also it issues worth listening statements to enable sex-performing individuals exercise the c_caution ideology in concrete terms.

           From the previous paragraphs, it can be deduced that the term sex has three qualities namely simplicity, eroticism and experience. In simple terms, sex can be analyzed as simply erotic experience (where ‘X’ is pronounced as ‘EX’) or

S-Simply

E-Erotic

X-Xperience.

          It should be noted that sex as used in this book refers to sexual intercourse, the direct physical relation existing between a man and woman.

          To crown it all, the mentioned qualities will be same as chapters1, 2 and 3 respectively. In other words, chapter1 Simplicity (Simply) chapter 2- Eroticism (Erotic) and chapter 3- Experience (Xperience)

Notice that there is a common element as simple instance from the first to the last chapter. More? Let’s sail through the chapters!

Note that the assertions are based on the creative inventiveness of the author and the author’s empirical findings.

‘’Interesting read?’’ Stan remarked. ‘’Who wrote this?’’

‘’Stan, what’s really your business; the messenger or the message?’’

‘’The message’’

‘’Please read on’’ Michael urged

Stan antics didn’t bother Michael who was in the listening mode. He continued the reading:

CHAPTER 1

(SIMPLY)

SIMPLICITY

           The simplicity nature of sex has been a virtue upheld by the creator of universe, God. He had specially structured for the man and woman ‘simplified indicators’ to be appreciated in terms of their actions at a particular time…

          However, given the natural forces of lust and other emotionally exuberant devices, over the years (from the medieval to the present age), the ‘simplified indicators’ have been used to act before the stipulated time. At this juncture, If you are observant, a picture of thoughts should be conveyed in your mind of what is been said.

          They say “it takes two to tango”. Let us take a tango dance (performed in a clubhouse) as case study. Usually, a tango dance involves two different parties, a man and woman. The simplicity of tango dance is the mutual consent granted by both parties. Then, the dance becomes what it is. In the same vein, the ‘simplified indicators’ simply consent to each other before the ‘action’ begins, normally. How?

          The ‘simplified indicators’ refer to the already-mentioned male and female reproductive organs. Of course, the former is the PENIS and the latter is the VAGINA. The simplicity in terms of their distinction will be unveiled subsequently. Meanwhile, in analogy, the consent of man and woman would be granted to get the action started.

Tentatively, this points at the simplicity nature of sex. Here, the ‘simplified indicators’ refer to the ‘inevitables’, stated previously.

          In this chapter, the simplicity nature of sex is detailed with first identifying using the word play of creativity the parties involved

MAN and WOMAN. First we analyse the MAN. By definition, this book gives the analysis of a MAN as the Male’s Acted Name or the

M-Male’s

A-Acted

N-Name

On the other hand, the WOMAN, as analysed in this article, is the Worth of (a) Male’s Acted Name or the

W-Worth

O-Of (a)

M-Male’s

A-Acted

N-Name.

It is an undenied fact that one of the major qualities of a man is his sexuality.

Therefore, his acted name is sexuality. Furthermore, the ‘device’ he employs to act his name is his reproductive penis. The completion of a Male’s Acted Name is made possible through the consent of his worth, the WOMAN. From creation, a woman has been made to complement or showcase a man. Precisely, a woman depicts the simplicity nature of sex by granting her consent. Interestingly, the ‘device’ used by the woman to demonstrate her consent is her reproductive VAGINA. How? Note that the ‘device’ used in both contexts also refers to the ‘simple indicators’.

          Next, we demystify creatively the PENIS and VAGINA in terms of their distinct actions. Let us consider the male reproductive organ, the PENIS

THE PENIS

The word play of creativity can be used to explain the simplicity nature of the ‘simple indicators’, in this case, the penis. This is a vital device used by the man to obviously depict the Male’s Acted Name (partly, an expression of his sexuality).

‘What is the distinct (dynamic) action of the PENIS of a male?’ You would likely want to ask. The PENIS, in action is a ‘Pointed’ Extension which is Notably Instrumental (for) Sex. More precisely, the PENIS can be construed as the ‘Pointed’ Extension (Erection), Notably Instrumental (for) Sex or

P-‘Pointed’

E-Extension (Erection),

N-Notably

I-Instrumental (for)

S-Sex

          In the other words, a Male’s Acted Name is strongly depicted by the action his penis. Generally, the sexuality of a man (or a Males Acted Name) is practically depicted through the description of this penis in action! Partly, these expressions make us realize the simplicity nature of sex_ sex has the quality of simplicity (its simple when looked into).

However, the instrumentality of the male’s penis does not complete a typical sexual intercourse. It is complemented by the granted consent of the ‘device’ used by the woman. It is simply the VAGINA. Again, let us se what it is.

THE VAGINA

This is a very important ‘device’ used by the woman to complement the male’s penis. It is the other simple indicator which must ‘tango’ with the male’s for the ‘dance’ to really begin. This book analyses the VAGINA as the Ventured Area, (the) G-spot influence, Notably Aroused. In the other words, the female’s VAGINA is the ‘Ventured’ Area, the G-spot influence which is notably aroused. Using the word play of creativity, it can be seen as the

V-‘Ventured’

A-Area, (the)

G-G-spot

I-Influence   WHERE G-SPOT MEANS THE GENITALIA (THE GENITAL)

N-Notably

A-Aroused

This definition is only valid when the action of the VAGINA is pronounced.

The female vagina is the area ‘ventured’ by the male’s penis, producing a notably aroused G-spot influence, thanks to the instrumental pointed extension of the male’s penis (its action).

The previous paragraph shows the simplicity nature of sex the ‘simplified indicators’.

However, what causes the actions of the ‘devices’? What can lead to the granted consent of a man to a woman for the dance to begin? What factor creates the tango? These are questions primarily running through the minds of the readers. The much awaited answers are in the next chapters.

This is what the chapter is all about

Just read on!

‘’Hmmm’’ Stan reacted. But his reaction didn’t move Michael whose look on his face meant the reading must continue

CHAPTER TWO

(EROTIC)

EROTICISM

          This is an obvious quality of sex. Sex is erotic in nature. Eroticism is the answer given to the previously asked question in chapter 1. The question ‘how?’ comes to focus.

          Again, we take a cue from the instance given in chapter 1_the tango dance.

The consent granted by both parties (the man or woman), that is, by the man to the woman or vice versa is made possible by how appealing they are appear. In the first place, what would make the woman grant her consent to the man who asks for a tango dance? What did the man physically see in her that made him ask her for such a dance? What is the factor that makes both parties consent to each other for the dance to begin? These are questions whose answers will be unearthed later.

          There is an axiom that says ‘one thing leads to another’. How true is it. Undoubtedly, there are certain factors that make the man consent to the woman’s request for a tango dance (or vice versa) or both parties consent to each other. They may include obviously seen physical features such as good dentition as unveiled in his or her smiling disposition, an attractive dress code, a fragrant body odour an appealing beautiful ‘sides’ and what have view. These attractions (or one of these attractions) make (or makes) both parties consent to each other. Let us not forget the natural fact that for every action, there is an equal both but opposite reaction. Just as certain diseases have associated symptoms or signs, so is it for the moved_ by_ the_ physical looks man or woman who eventually agree to dance. There is a feel, passion and probably innate desire to get along with the concerned party (in that man or woman). In other words, the mentioned physical factors leads to the reaction observed in the man or woman (attracted) reflecting as the body chemistry signs- the urge to get along with the man or woman attracted to. Simply, certain ‘go-and –make advances signs’ develop in the physically attracted man or woman.

The ‘go-and-make-advances’ signs are a statement of Eroticism, a salient quality of sex.

          As asserted previously, sex is erotic in nature. In the introduction of this book, this chapter explains the dynamics of chapter 1. Again, this chapter answers the intriguing question of the previous chapter. Let’s find out!

By recognition, eroticism is the emotional desire or feeling of being

Sex_tuned and triggered by certain factors that necessitate reaction of the human erogenous zones. These factors may be nude sex pictures, the individual’s or position. In this book, the word play creatively given to this term will be analyzed and expatiated. The term ‘erotic’ is an adjective used to describe the feel or urge to having sex due to sex-encouraging factors observed. The body responds to the stimuli. The word ‘erotic’ can be creatively seen as the erogenous reaction, observed through individual chemistry or analyzed as the

E- Erogenous

R-Reaction

O-Observed

T-Through

I- Individual

C-Chemistry

Sex is erotic because of there is an observed reaction of the body’s sex-sensitive parts (In this case, the ‘simple indicators’), the erogenous zones. The erogenous reaction is observed through the individual’s body chemistry. From the previously given instance, it can be said the physical attractions (mentioned) that give the consent of the woman to the man (or vice versa) for the tango dance to begin is analogous to the erogenous reaction observed through the individuals’ body chemistry for the ‘tango dance’ to begin.

Eroticism can be creatively seen as the erogenous reaction observed through individual chemistry, the initiated sex motion or analyzed as the:

E- Erogenous

R-Reaction

O-Observed

T-Through

I- Individual

C-Chemistry, (the)

I-Initiated

S-Sex

M-Motion

Obviously, eroticism is the state of being erotic. What makes an individual erotic? it is simply the initiated. Sex Motion. The dynamics of the body chemistry in response to sex-tuned factors initiates the motion of sex. How?

What is really the sex motion? The sex motion can be explained via the dynamic action of the ‘simple indicators’, the PENIS and VAGINA respectively.

"Amazing" Stan exclaimed 

"Hope you're okay", Michael inquired, fascinated by what was read

"Never mind". 

Michael sees Stan suddenly leave. 

"Where are you going?"

"Again, never mind! I'll get back to you later"

"Hope you aren't going to meet with Anita!" Michael laughed

Stan looked at Michael, chuckled and left.